once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes


when people call their followers fans



its so strange how the same face can make you feel so right and bring you so much pain


when ur friend swoops in and manages to grab a french fry off ur tray


Survivors have scars. Victims have graves. Something that I need carved in my bones. (via beagmactire)


in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse