jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

fakebreast:

when people call their followers fans

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gudda:

its so strange how the same face can make you feel so right and bring you so much pain

spankmehardbarry:

when ur friend swoops in and manages to grab a french fry off ur tray

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Survivors have scars. Victims have graves. Something that I need carved in my bones. (via beagmactire)

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse